I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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