i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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