quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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