But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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