I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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