He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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