The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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