girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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