Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Quick, to the slutcave!
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
