It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I checked into jail on foursquare
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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