True but thats because hes a fetus.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
