He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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