Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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