I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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