That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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