Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
