I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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