Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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