So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
No subtext here. People are naked.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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