Need sex. Gaining weight.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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