it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
