You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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