epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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