it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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