oh god the rape fog is back!
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
My ass is underappreciated
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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