So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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