I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just pynch a tree in the face
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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