No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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