We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
