what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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