Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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