I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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