life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
her vagine was all disorganized.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
No stitches, just platelets and will power
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..