If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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