i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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