I need help removing her.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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