you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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