Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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