you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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