And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I just had sex on a roof
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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