lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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