I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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