Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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