Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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