The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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