apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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