is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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