Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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