Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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