? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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