Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.