Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag