Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.