Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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