these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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