I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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