singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
did i walk over a car last night?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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