I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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