what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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