Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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