I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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