normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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