I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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