? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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